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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Why don't you just skip the pepper, I'll get some pliers and we'll pull her teeth now!
She's already prone to flashback, if you know what I mean.
- Luke, sweetie, are you wearing cologne? - No.
Grandpa Lucus? He was a sweetheart.
Do you have a teal pocket square for Manny?
I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth.
You got any lipstick in your purse?
Now, boys, pay attention. You wanna be men? This is how you handle a jerk like this.
You know what? This is a milestone.
What the heck is that?
That's the fluorescent lights.
- Where the hell are you going? - Luke needs sock.
- Oh, no. - Oh, my goodness.
Hey, Manny's getting his outfit together for the dance tonight...
# Take a bite of a pear #
You got any lipstick in your purse?
Someone really sunk their teeth into ya, huh?
I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
I waterboard our toddler. LOL.
The key is, I never let him see just how much it devastate me.
- I asked him, but he just growl at me. - Oh, gosh. Okay.
Yeah, after the stroke mellow him out good. Before, an animal.
# Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chew #
That's right. I was waiting for the parking space, you sneak right in there.
Oh, you know what? I lent it to Andre.
Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scare him into stopping."
Look who it is, the guy that stole our parking spot.
- Off you go. - It smell funny, Claire!
But if you scratch beneath the surface...
I don't care. I just grab the first one I saw.
in no way blame you.
Your parents fake their way through it...
Being discipline by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
which means we're suppose to do everything together.
We haven't been properly introduce. I'm Gloria.
Well, problem solve.
Yeah, I know. Bummer, right?
because we're white and she presumably likes rice...
This school would literally fall apart without you.
You see, you got to stop taking that stuff personally.
- Well, good, because I don't blame you. - Well, obviously.
Well, apparently some maniac went crazy at the mall...
This school would literally fall apart without you.
# I can see forever #
Um, tell her thank you so much, but we have all the help we could possibly need...
We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Gloria.
Cam, you're not doing her any favors by being soft.
and I think sometimes, I don't know, maybe the boys would be better off...
Ah, finally. There's a spot.
But instead, you went, "Oasis for... Men."
Or you could just be nice. Pay it forward.
Actually, Miss Daisy was the one being driven, not the one driving.
Your first dance. Soon you're gonna be men.
And then you come along and you steal my thunder...
I know you're being sarcastic, but you don't know that it's not. Ow!
- It's embarrassing. - Okay.
and I'm pathetic.
Uh, this is a little bit awkward, but she bit Tyler.
I saw the boys in those adorable little suits...
It's not about me and my petty little competition with...
I am sorry. I made this whole thing into some ridiculous competition...
That sounds really insane, but this isn't actually about Gus.
Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
than just shopping for fancy outfits.
It's this damn uniform.
Maybe for the same reason you didn't tell me you had a weird thing for Gus.
Okay, that's a little bit sad.
I'm like that with everybody. I'm tough.
Is this okay?
Isn't this exciting, the boys' first dance?
You're playing a very dangerous game.
with your tight dresses and your great ideas.