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00:21:13
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Oh, my gosh. Lily, thank you for being such a trouper with Mr. Personality over there.
Why the whoosh? Where did... Where is the e-mail? It sended!
where the sommelier fly around on wires.
It's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed.
This is a beautiful home. I love the throwback to the '60s.
This is a limited edition alpaca handmade Stark rug.
- about sex and intimacy for the rest of their lives. - Honey. Honey.
If you know I got a thing for thigh-high boots.
When they start talking, just smile and nod and think about something else.
- Number 32. Pay cashier. - That's not an answer.
But you have to admit that you're only happy when you're the one cracking the whip.
why I'm not working on the bake sale next week...
- My goodness. - What is it?
because you're a bossy control freak who look down"...
You know, you used to go bananas when the Japanese guy flipped a shrimp onto your plate.
Because I'm not an idiot!
Turns out one of the mothers at Lily's preschool is none other than Amelia herself.
You know, you used to go banana when the Japanese guy flipped a shrimp onto your plate.
- Maybe we can turn this around. - How? It looks like someone bled out over here.
I owe you big-time. Okay.
- Maybe they didn't see anything. - Sweetie, they scream.
That's why we knock."
I'm a little torn because I want alone time with Gloria...
Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserve some praise.
Did you guys notice that Dad had the same look on his face as when he smell a new car?
And I'd still be trap in a loveless marriage.
- Jackson did it. - He grab Lily's strawberry juice and started drinking it.
And they never shut the gate at the top of the stairs when we were babies.
when he was suppose to be fixing the refrigerator.
My friend Jacob's parents are getting divorce.
I just realize we haven't even gotten to the worst part of it yet.
'cause I'm pretty sure they're gonna want to pat you down.
I seriously doubt that, because now I'm thinking it was Joan Collins's house.
replace it or send me a check in the next 72 hours.
- The irony is just occur to me. - Mmm. Mmm.
We all know how you ride Phil.
- Oh! - Stefanie Powers had to go undercover as a call girl.
while in my house to retrieve naked pictures that your wife accidentally sent me.
Well, technically, it was from you. But come on. Let's hit the road.
It's hard for me to look at Dad afterwards.
Basically, it's two adults. - Adults.
Better than Mom leaving the stove on, which she's done twice this month.
you need to replace the extremely expensive countertop...
That's not a euphemism, Phil. It's exactly what we were doing.
And I'm not just talking about us walking in on their little freak show earlier.
Your mother and I were watching a particularly racy episode of Hart to Hart.
Oh. A juice box broke in here. It's all wet inside.
How often do they let Luke go to school in shorts in the winter?
Let us play fast and loose with the menu...
When they start talking, just smile and nod and think about something else.
Okay. The most important playdate ever.
At least I am trying to handle this better than the two of you did.
Honey, I walked in on my parents having sex once.
First of all, that's how they always look at us.
He can go into anaphylactic shock. I need to inject him right now.
- Single mom, hectic work schedule... - Now, what do you do, Amelia?
that one of your incompetent workers clearly ruined...
Our parents are totally irresponsible.
with consenting adults, there's really nothing to be embarrassed about.
It's so embarrassing.
Secondly, this isn't as traumatic as you think.
Are you insane?
It was... oh, awful. I can't even get the image out of my mind.
- She's really upset, isn't she? - Big-time.
You go take care of that fabulous restaurant of yours that we cannot wait to try.
See? Okay. This is why she's so successful. She's tough but calm.
Phil, this... this is a defining moment for us as parents.
A loud noise.
This is gonna be so weird when they come down.
Again, this is... this is very rough.
Let us play fast and loose with the menu...
See? Okay. This is why she's so successful. She's tough but calm.