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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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You know, Mitchell used to caddie for me.
Get a crowbar, if you have one.
Do you know what menstruation is? Because I do.
I need you to help settle a spat between our blacksmith and that chimney sweep.
I need you to help settle a spat between our blacksmith and that chimney sweep.
I don't like trampoline. They make me seasick.
but you're happy to wear the mink coat that fell off the back of the truck.
Sweetheart, listen to me. This is the S.A.T.'s, okay?
- I'm a bad liar. Do not hand me that. - He's on. Pick up.
So this is the problem. Uh, faucet just keeps leaking.
is his first annual Oscar Wilde and Crazy brunch.
"Dandy" is a term coined by miner in the 15th century.
You say that you're never going to church again, and the ground shakes with a vengeance.
They make mistakes with paperwork sometimes.
- Girls, take it down a notch, because I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're gonna spend eternity together!
in a quaint Spanish revival outside of Palm Springs.
You know what you are? You're like a mob wife.
The way he sat there chew his food like an idiot.
What happened to you? You disappear for 20 minutes.
- Don't. - I was so nervous. I freak out.
And it's, uh, been leak a little water.
I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Well, that settle it then. I'm going golfing.
- How dare you.
You say that you're never going to church again, and the ground shake with a vengeance.
I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
L-I... I can't do this. I quit.
What is that suppose to mean? Like I'm some dandy who doesn't have a crowbar?
It dawn on me that as long as Claire was stuck in the bathroom...
Phil? - Why don't you just lie down.
Yeah, I puzzle that out.
But it makes you realize what matters. And for me, that's my family.
This isn't my costume. I just threw this on to help you clean up.
Well, you promise Pepper broken dishes, so... I'm breaking dishes.
Yeah, it's a crack washer, if I know my washers.
Meantime, I just saw them out riding their bicycle.
Don't fall asleep.
I'll drive you wherever you want.
These babies saved your life. That's why this cabinet barely moved.
You okay in there?
So, obviously, we're not... we're not gonna be able to make it.
And because it was properly anchored to the wall, it was sort of a ripple effect.
No friends, no phone. Just me alone with books.
It's like they say, sometimes when God closes a door...
Blah, blah, blah. So... It finally reached the point...
Instead of thinking all morning about what heaven's gonna look like...
especially at your magical brunches...
Mitchell, come on. We're gonna be late.
That thing almost fell on me.
Oh, honey, don't worry. Mommy is gonna be out soon.
Oh, just double-checking these straps. This is an extra.
I guess we could sweep those up, um, later.
Fine. How far is Tolerance?
why don't we just concentrate on this beautiful, carefree day that's in front of us?
- They're walled in. - What if they break out?
And because it was properly anchored to the wall, it was sort of a ripple effect.
- Okay, um, Pepper, this is a little embarrassing. - I don't even want to hear it.
- and had to watch a very disturbing movie. - Calm down.
Manny, don't be ridiculous. The clouds.
And I hit that with a bent club.
I'm not gonna argue with you. I don't wanna get upset.
Just go get dressed and powdered.
I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.
- Don't. - I was so nervous. I freaked out.
No. I'm just always surprised how small this place is.
Dad was incredible.
- I think it was a little bit of a rough morning. - Yes.
You're playing pretty fast and loose with my soul.
It is not some stupid science quiz.
- Claire? - We're okay.
- Hey, Gloria. - ¡Ay, Dios mío! Phil, you're alive!