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00:21:40
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
172
Sonya is drinking because she married a buffoon when she was young...
Okay, my two stubborn burro, I'm going out.
- That was the doorbell, Dad. - Yeah. I know.
Oh, just a little scrape-up.
This commercial... It's-it's a big stereotype.
It's just a little slump, buddy. Nothing I can't handle.
Just need the ol' burglar basher.
Get used to that jealousy, Lily.
Sweetie, why are you trying to sell that?
"Beep, beep. You're not a man. Beep, beep. You're not"...
Keeping the germ off me.
Is that Mom's apron?
sometimes they finish each ether's sentences?
He's knocking down prices on everything from bib to cribs.
Fine. Then under the circumstance, we have nothing further to talk about.
It's not racist. It's satire.
You care about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.
She can blow a kiss, flap her arms like a bird...
I just feel like she owe it to herself to see what else is out there.
But it's bump out where the boobs go.
- You know what this remind me of? - Huh?
She could have accomplish things.
We're a team. When one of us is weak, we lean on the other.
We are trap in a city of high furniture prices.
- Did you... - I just detect your ass getting kicked!
No. You suffer a traumatic experience.
Hello? I can't believe he hung up.
Right? We're suppose to lean on each other.
- Did you... - I just detected your ass getting kick!
Oh, sorry! I burn my ladyfingers.
and now she realize she's wasted her entire life.
- That I threw away. - That I fished out of the trash.
You're so blind by the spotlight, you can't see what's really going on here.
Uh, Claire never mention she had a husband.
- I was not that loud. - Cars pull over, honey.
Changing the battery in a smoke detector is what they teach you in Man 101...
I barely remember it.
Besides, I can't be mad at you, not on our special day.
- You know, that's exactly what I was thinking.
sometimes they finish each ether's sentences?
- I never got a turn in that. You think later I could... - Yeah, maybe.
Yeah. I was just sort of in the mood, you know?
When you were little and we used to snuggle and watch soap operas together.
I just feel like she owes it to herself to see what else is out there.
Guy's a screw-up. Should've been gone months ago.
She said it was the most romantic meal she ever had in her life.
- Is talent ready? - Yes, she sure is.
The way that Dylan's always hanging around here...
Yeah, well, maybe Sonya and her husband just need to work a little hard.
Hey, you never know. Maybe those two are meant to be together...
Let's go again.
'Cause I've got too much to do.
The way that Dylan's always hanging around here...
She's on her way down. Don't get too close to my wife.
Okay, my two stubborn burros, I'm going out.
as interchangeable stereotypes, not human beings.
- It's called "ironic." - No, it...
No. You suffered a traumatic experience.
Don't you think this commercial just might be the teeniest bit racist?
She could have traveled the world, been with fascinating men.
And by the way, Lily is Vietnamese, not Japanese.
You just sent me an urgent text saying to come right over.
- I was not that loud. - Cars pulled over, honey.
- I gotta stop the damn chirping. - This isn't about the noise.
Do everything that we did the first time. So romantic.
We're a team. When one of us is weak, we lean on the other.
She couldn't have laid it on thick.
- It's okay. - Ohh.
- You mad at me too? - No. You're right.
So quiet.
- Sorry. He what? - It's so exciting.
Ay, my poor papi...