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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Oh, hell. The boring guy and the loudmouth?
I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
with people you actually like, not some bozo who glommed onto you.
- Thumpity, thump, thump. Look at Frosty go. - That was weird.
Doesn't this feel good, sweetheart?
How can we encourage our kids to have intellectual curiosity when we don't have any?
Honey... Honey, look. She's doing that thing with her jaw again.
It's not like she's gonna grow up to be a thief.
No, you're right. This could be my going-bald scare all over again.
- Did he have a beard? - You're looking at her.
- Any sequel three and higher. - Oh, yeah.
That's because I'm a listener.
got together to mate nature's two most violent predator?
Oh, my goodness. Feels like I have ink on me.
I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
So close. - Stop it, you idiot.
Sanjay's dad's a surgeon. His mom's a professor. I can't compete with that.
Oh, I've bounced so many balls off those big teeth.
and I'm sorry if I embarrass you.
Well, he does swear a lot.
- I forgive you. - So I'll say good-bye.
I was freak out, Tracy, and I...
Oh, I've bounce so many balls off those big teeth.
Oh, no. Cam, she must have grab it from that store.
I've been absent for the first eight years of his life.
Husband and wife are suppose to help each other...
Ay, you see? Problem is solve.
I never realize you ever had sex with a girl.
Here, Jay. I pour you a glass of orange juice.
All right. - You bet.
In Cabo you mention you were a fan of Gabriel García Márquez...
I'm just gonna go and let you two catch up, so...
Our favorite categories include genetically engineer animals gone wrong...
Well, you know, that's what happen when you give me Kahlúa.
- Jay, guess who called. The Hoffmans. - Who?
Please don't tell me you slept with her again.
Our favorite categories include genetically engineered animals gone wrong...
- You never came to bed. - I fell asleep in the den.
Literally I did take them to the henhouse.
- And besides, at the end of the day...
Obviously Sanjay's parents don't care about him.
I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
and I couldn't help but notice that you weren't alone.
but I used milk instead to make the sauce creamier.
I actually found it quite two-dimensional.
Now go. You're going to be late.
Yes. Yes, it's true. I had girlfriends. Quite a few, actually.
- Cam, it's so far away. - No. I'm not going back there.
got together to mate nature's two most violent predators?
Usually get a new cast around five.
you may have a baby with someone else and expect them to go back...
- Cameron... - No, you're right. I shouldn't try anything new ever.
- Maybe we should get going. - At least let me drive you to the airport.
that if I don't say it all at once, I'm never gonna say it.
I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing.
It's an obsessive-compulsive thing.
He gets annoyed if the subtitles are mistranslated.
and it would explain why she was so awkward with me, and...
Oh. It must be so frustrating for him.
While Claire watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year...
- Oh, my God. - This is so uncomfortable.
to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing.
- Okay. Uh, are you nervous? - I'm terrified. Yes.
I'd go so far as to say we're as intellectual and sophisticated as...
When you reach a certain age, you wanna spend what precious little time you have left...
- I know. I was so excited that they called. - I don't want to see them.
You know, I'm surprised to hear you say that. You've been pretty quiet.
got together to mate nature's two most violent predators?
- Thumpity, thump, thump. Look at Frosty go. - That was weird.
That's just sad.
Uh, tough guys taking care of babies.