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00:21:23
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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All right, go get your gavel, Judge Judy.
So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
Phil, could you just take care of dinner, sweetie? That's all I'm asking.
And if she says, "The waiter I had today was so rude"...
I'm Ed, and this is my bunk.
Okay. Oh, this latch system's great.
Okay. You know how some women say they forget how painful childbirth was?
I want them to share clothes and do each ether's hair and gossip about boys...
- But guess what the new spinach is. - Um, radicchio?
- Oh, no. - She's pulling into the driveway!
I'm gonna what, pop in for a quick salt scrub?
- No. - Or, "Don't get on the freeway."
I should just say, "What a jerk."
- She'll be here. Well, I don't know what our lineup is yet.
But you're the one who filled out this paperwork.
- Last week she wore my sweatshirt without asking. - That is true.
Oh, my God! Take off my sweater! Mom, tell her to take it off!
That'll be my new nickname. I'll be Claire "Me Time" Dunphy. It's not worth the headache.
and felt betray and ran away and became a stripper...
No, I am not gonna sit here and listen to you accuse me of something so horrible.
- Mm-hmm. - Well, look at this. They expire tomorrow.
I always knew your mother might remarry after I'm gone. That never bother me.
Yeah, sometimes this age thing knock you in the head.
You mess with Phil Dunphy, the claws come out.
do you have any idea how many guys chase after her?
I'm taking the negative charge out of the word "adopt." Yay.
She's suppose to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
Thank you, Kim. I appreciate that.
I realize now...
It occur to me that I may have gotten a little too upset...
- Hey, I forgot my phone. - Hi.
Oh. Did you know Karen and Richard Carpenter grew up in Downey?
The more you spend, the more you save.
If that happen, say you were on your way to the pharmacy.
Oh! Well, I guess we're going to have to adopt... yay...
With all that bacon that he eat.
that you would never intentionally do something so unthinkable, so...
Well, technically, it's my house, but...
I don't know. Meanwhile, Cheryl has been calling me all day...
She's supposed to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
Somewhere between dropping off Alex at orchestra and picking up Luke from practice...
- Of course you know mine. We're a couple. - This is obviously a mistake.
Remember the days when we thought we'd live forever?
Now go put that exactly where you found the other one, okay?
I shouldn't say, "Maybe you should leave earlier."
You have very nice hands. Soft like lady's.
and jumped to some conclusions that were perhaps not true.
Yeah, sometimes this age thing knocks you in the head.
- What? - She said she'd finally met her match.
so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
- I've almost got it. Oh, God. Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm kind of having a rough day myself.
Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of 40...
Hey, hey. Let's try to get along.
Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt...
that you would never intentionally do something so unthinkable, so...
- "Gay Adoptive Parenting." - Okay.
all out in the open, so she has nothing to be ashamed of.
We think it makes it less awkward, you know, later.
I should just say, "I know. It's so frustrating."
We don't mean to be rude, but you seem to be much younger than your husband.
Oh, kids say cruel things. That doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.
and the scared monkey became the brave one.
- Stay calm. Don't get upset. - Nobody knows anyone's middle name.
You were so nervous and sweaty, I felt sorry for you.
And this is my loving wife and devoted mother of three, Winnie.
And this is my loving wife and devoted mother of three, Winnie.
- No. Turn off the damn TV. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
I'm sorry. I'm having kind of a rough day.
- Yeah, it's been a fun week. - I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls.
Oh, please, that was an honor for your stupid old sweatshirt.