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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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And how are you gonna fend 'em off with a Popsicle stick?
and Jay and I are throwing on the apron and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
No, that's not true. She's a liar.
And, Cam, put down the scotch. You're not fooling anyone.
- I remember the first time I cut spaghetti. - "Eh-eh."
If you can't accept the nice gesture, then just forget it.
Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
Now, how long do I stir the beef and sausage? Read it to me.
It's a spear, and it smells like lemon lime...
Which your mom regret.
Just go splash water on your face and man up.
and Jay and I are throwing on the aprons and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
God, Luke, you're such an idiot.
You made it for me for Mother's Day in kindergarten. It's adorable.
Somebody got new curtain.
Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
Apparently, this gentleman doesn't think I can throw a ball.
They offered me a bouquet, Mitchell.
Oh, come on. You know Manny irritate you.
He'd never shown me that kind of vulnerability, and it embarrass him.
Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accuse me of that.
It looks like you walked under a bird that poop ugly hats.
I'm so bored, I chew the last bug that flew in my mouth just to feel something.
I curse my tongue!
- and I need you to know that it bother me. - Sorry.
May I remind you that my big crime was making you fluffy pancakes.
Jay tear up in front of me.
You deserve it.
It's a spear, and it smell like lemon lime...
I'd shame the proud lion.
Ay, Manny, that's not a rash. It's red because you scratch it.
- # But I refuse to... #
Keep your mouth shut when she comes back.
and Jay and I are throw on the aprons and preparing a Mother's Day feast.
We could change the way this whole family operate.
"You can't cut spaghetti." She taught me to twirl.
- Ew! Why him? - Because he's got freakishly tiny hands.
That's a good point. You ever get the feeling she does this intentionally?
of hitting each one individually, but...
- Ha. - First time that I say that out loud.
Apparently, this gentleman doesn't think I can throw a ball.
Yeah, that was definitely poison oak. I think this rash is spreading.
and eventually it's Mother's Day every day.
It certainly doesn't make you less of a man. Right?
I know they're not exactly diamonds, Mom.
Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.
- Go outside. Kick a ball. Steal something. - Oh...
I'm actually very sensitive to that issue.
Well, we did kind of ruin her Mother's Day.
Soon this will be the mall.
I'd like to go far enough that we can't still see our car in the parking lot.
No. Give them back. I'll get you some real ones later.
We should do play group on weekends more often.
- Where are you getting your information? - How much far?
He's persnickety. It drives me up the wall.
It's perverted. It looks like you were felt up by the creepy guy around the corner.
that they can irritate the freaking life out of you at some point.
May I remind you that my big crime was making you fluffy pancakes.
Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accused me of that.
Awkward, actually.
It's "warm," "nurturing ," "supportive." I...
I'm so bored, I'd rather be reading.
- Don't even think about it. - But she's sad.
if you thought I had some big emotional moment about my mom, but I didn't.
Oh, yeah. And I'm the weak one?
- Oh, she's the one. Yeah, she was tough.
- It's okay. - Gotcha.
Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.
I'd shamed the proud lion.
And she also left me a fantastic recipe for sauce, which now is getting cold.
I'm actually very sensitive to that issue.
It's "warm," "nurturing ," "supportive." I...