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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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- I was king of the world. - Now you're dork of the night.
Sorry you said "rectum."
Use your phone. Mine's down there getting rabies on it.
I have a tennis racket upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.
I'm sorry, sweetie. Gloria's busy. No, don't cry.
You could show a little gratitude, you know. These pants are new.
The catch part went fine, mostly. I took a running dive into the dirt.
You know what? I'm acting like a jerk.
Sausage of the Month Club really nailed it in May.
I am, as long as I'm using it to roll out dough.
Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show...
Captain of the cheer squad, winner of every robot battle.
Glen Whipple... my college rival.
He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree?
She wants to go on a date now, to the batting cage.
I'm trying to get up the nerve to tell her how I feel.
You know, when I was your age, I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat...
Everything looks exactly the same. Except for the fence.
She intimidate me. Every time I open my mouth, I say something stupid.
I should be fishing, but I'm haul my ass across town...
and I swear she was trying to say your name.
we all owe you an apology.
Thank you all for coming. And I hope you forgive me.
and a couple of hours later, I was knock the hide off that ball.
It remind me of a college job I had parking cars.
Oh, I must have her phone. She probably grab mine again.
- She refuse to get dressed.
Sausage of the Month Club really nail it in May.
and for some reason I drag this boat out on the lake...
Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you...
How do you get kick out of a bakery?
He ignore me.
Yeah. I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.
I mention a few times I was thinking of taking up the saxophone.
- Why did we ever decide to have a kid? - I don't know.
- That totally suck. - You know what? Great party.
Save the extra hip. You'll need it someday."
Permission to come aboard.
Ladies, do you remember exactly one year ago today...
I was in there earlier. I got myself one of those musical cards.
alone with my thoughts.
I'm on my way to the lake, finally. Just get something at the grocery store.
As you know, Claire and I didn't quite finish ours.
Almost.
Hey, you know what? Why don't we go outside and toss the ball around.
Hilarious, Whipple. I'm actually here with someone.
- so this is kind of from all of us. - Yeah.
Catch you later.
- This is the life, huh? - It ain't half bad.
Is it far?
I blow through them pretty fast with all this power walking I'm into.
- It's one of the best days we ever had together. - Really?
- but I can't get ahold of any-anyone else. - Can't do it.
Ladies, do you remember exactly one year ago today...
- And our gift is a ful version of that, and a card. - Wonderful.
It's ironic.
She was gorgeous. God, I was so jealous of you back then.
Lily was driving me crazy all morning. I had to get rid of her.
She was gorgeous. God, I was so jealous of you back then.
- Come on. I'm so excited. Let's go, Jay.
You know, I gotta say I'm a little surprised.
You never used to talk to me like that before we got that damn dog.
- It's weird being back here, isn't it? - I know.
That stupid dog next door!
- No, it's okay. He might be friendly. He's nice. - He's so... He's nice.
Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you...
A little more expensive, but I can swing it.
Thank you. - It's a little too tight, no?
Claire Pritchett, with the blonde hair and those brown eyes.
She's really smart and funny, but she's on a softball team.
I was in there earlier. I got myself one of those musical cards.
Well, let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing.