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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Two harpist are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew...
# And down the mountainside #
but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life.
It's a fund-raiser for The Friends of the Third Street Overpass Music Society.
Thanks a lot, Dad. Mom's little outburst just got me fired.
I know. You said it made me look like a wimpy bouncer, so I cut it off.
The raccoon get through the dog door again?
Cauliflower. Can't believe I did that again.
- So you had a meltdown over that? - I did.
Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizer again?
Phil! Phil, you moron! Stop it!
So far it's anger, betrayal, terror and sadness!
Sweetie, I know that. I know that.
your nemesis from the steering committee, ran the event last year...
Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent.
- What happened before the broccoli? - It came out of the blue.
We're so proud of you, sweetheart.
So far it's anger, betrayal, terror and sadness!
Just so you know, I reschedule with Carla.
So that was Andrew, who practically choke telling me...
That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies.
It's a copy of The Book Thief that I beg you to read...
Bored is right.
Because she didn't tell me. She just freak out.
I think you sound great. But if it bother the kid...
And every beautiful woman deserve flowers...
Kill me, I know. But she still hadn't snap yet.
destroy that thing before it destroy this family!
That's it! How is she suppose to see this?
and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they existed.
Oh, my God. I bet she doesn't even work there.
You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
- What are you doing? - Nothing. She was, uh... She was suck her thumb again.
She's lost a ton of weight.
One time I forgot to get Gloria a birthday present, and I paid for it.
and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they exist.
So that was Andrew, who practically choked telling me...
Not. No idea whatsoever.
but there has unfortunately been a slight...
Not. If I can possibly avoid it.
Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream...
I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream, and make it low-fat.
That's too bad. I was kind of looking forward to hearing about that one.
I almost forgot. I picked up the broccoli you asked for.
I was actually gonna run out and get my haircut this afternoon...
- Last night... I know I got kind of carried away. - You don't need to apologize.
- Where'd you go? - Well, as it turns out, not very far.
That's why I had you mail the invitations so long ago.
Because ever since I met him, I've been trying to get Phil to try a wedge salad.
We wait. And then, when you least expect it, we make you pay.
You're always talking about how you miss working at the salon.
So let's pretend the whole thing never happened.
The raccoon get through the dog door again?
I do feel bad for those PETA folks. Their event's tonight too.
- Mom, is this upscale casual? - What?
The doctor called and said Lily's rash is just dry skin. I'm so relieved.
Two harpists are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew...
Debbie stood me up for lunch. Rude, right?
to let you know how upset I am.
Honey, that's impressive. You know what? Fifty-seven from you, 57 from us.
No. That was more about a weird mall habit Claire has.
Careful, buddy. Not today.
Okay. It was a romantic comedy my now ex-friend Reuben recommended...
Mr. Tough Talk. Mr. Straight Shooter.
- Mom, is this upscale casual? - What?
How stupid are you?
You're a mess. Are you okay?
- I don't think that I was apologi... - You were right to be mad.
We're so proud of you, sweetheart.
Let me just turn to the blank pages which should be...
but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life.
Yes. Yes. No. L-I am aware that there's also a PETA event, and...