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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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I just had to get the senorita out of the house while they set up.
¡Ay! ¡Se me va a romper la media, oye!
Gasp. I'm shocked.
Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight.
You see the hands on our waiter? Looks like he's been birthing hogs.
A dreamer, a poet.
Why do I get the feeling you're not really a salesman?
Here's your valet ticket.
Please accept my resignation.
Does that man have red hair and a beard?
- How 'bout I park it over there for you, okay? - Thank you.
- Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him. - He does not!
For goodness' sake. Did you get the flowers Lily and I sent you?
- I was protecting your feelings. - He hugged me in the elevator.
Yeah. I'm the idiot.
David never sent me a jar of his own tear.
So, champagne?
Two months ago I booked a private chef, musician, the works...
we overreach a little.
I see you sneak around, trying to trick me.
I got disconnect. Would you mind redialing?
The boy who toss you aside on Valentine's Day?
That remind me. This weekend I want to see that baby panda at the thoo.
Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days. We tore it up.
- But it's classy, which we deserve. - Yes, we do.
I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you make it into some silly competition.
What kind of idiot mess up two Valentine's in a row?
Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrest tonight.
My secretary screw up and didn't get us one. Don't worry.
So when I figure it out, I move the party over here and I trick you!
Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
"While I meant every word I said, I realize how unprofessional I was.
I bet if David knew that, he'd come running right over here.
- Just come in the house. I promise you'll feel better. - I don't want to go in there.
# I imagine you nude #
I see the speaker business is treat you well.
No. Sadly, I'm without a valentine this year.
The boy who tossed you aside on Valentine's Day?
I know a couple people who could possibly save this night.
He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
- But I have exactly $10 million. - Hmm.
On someone he frequently sees at the office? Yes.
I'm sorry I got so silly with all that Broderick stuff earlier.
Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight.
I'm kidding actually. That's my valet ticket.
Talk about it inside. Where you going?
I could drop him off at the restaurant as soon as they wrap it up.
As are you, Juliana. You look hot enough to cook a pizza on...
I know Phil and I are gonna grow old together some day.
I'm usually pretty good at catching things from women in bars.
It's just so hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have.
Two months ago I booked a private chef, musicians, the works...
That's the lamest plan ever, and I'm jealous.
I'm not saying I miss Dylan, but at least he was romantic.
"While I meant every word I said, I realize how unprofessional I was.
- Oh, it's gonna be me. - I'm already embarrassed for you.
I think the only prudent thing to do is say, "You're fired."
He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
Don't be jealous. He just looks up to me.
The Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted.
He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
That's the lame plan ever, and I'm jealous.
Gasp. I'm shocked.
Well, Clive, I am just a bored housewife with a dark side...
So we don't get the table at the fancy restaurant...
We created sexy alt egos, Clive and Juliana...
stand on opposite sides of the room and see which one he runs to?
for a romantic dinner at home.
- Are you okay? Are you all right? - I'm good. We're good.
Have I been that obvious?
This year, for Valentine's Day, we're gonna have a nice, quiet dinner at lbiza.
But I'm hungry. I look fantastic. We're staying.