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Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Stupid Flanders!
- from the skymall? - You'd probably get a better deal
Chosen for what, o Mighty Gherkin?
Please, no graffiti, no making the pishen. Yallah.
Today, my readin' ribbon's smack-dab
Spain! No tapa! I love eating tapa!
Chickpea fizz!
do you deliver falafel to the top of mount Zion?
Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
The same schmuck who wrote the New Testament?
Not for me! Every day hummus and pita!
After we see the stations of the omelet bar.
Smite him like the firstborn of Egypt.
sandals, circumcise,
has finally seep in.
"Then spake Jesus to the multitude,
We were purge from Spain! Throw out of there!
You're jet-lag. You're walking around all day.
But we insist on paying our own way.
But he is buried here, right?
surround by your great enemy, Canada!
and hammer him up on that cross.
Homer is suffer from what's called
Hey, it float!
He lovingly destroy them.
Homer, quit playing that back.
He lovingly destroyed them.
I am outta here.
Today, my readin' ribbon's smack-dab
Duly noted.
I think you came closest to the truth.
Occasionally, once a week, a little bit of falafel!
but mostly just thirsty.
Finally, something you like better than Pechanga.
Maybe, if you were Brad Pitt.
You got to haggle. Otherwise they don't respect you!
Instead of pushing Homer away,
This is because, as you have probably guessed,
Everybody finish lemon ice... not allowed inside.
Avert your eyes from my wrinkly arms!
You are the most infuriating,
experience the redemptive power of this sacred land.
What, israeli people are pushy?
Nothing like a tall glass of lukewarm water
It's just that these tours are so exhausting.
Boy, are you lousy at reading minds.
I'm just here to see some sights, try goofy new food
Oh! So salty!
how this imperfect clay that we call man
Because of him, no armenian quarter.
on a bus filled with religious lame-os
And hungry and horny,