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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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I never realized the forethought
It's a super-fun omelet!
Just keep your blindfold on, Uncle Mitchell.
Uh, it's not a denture. It's an implant.
It's very dashing. What mustache?
or drool over a friend's centerfold of Kim Novak.
and -- oh, your artistry and integrity
Well, I was planning on visiting the restroom,
You want to keep that hand, amigo?
Not me! Grandpa out there!
We were drunk on margarita, and we wanted to find out
You smell like a stripper died in a cabin.
just quicker turnaround than usual.
Lily was clearly smitten with that little Canadian Monte. [Mountie]
I'm starving.
you're intimidate by him and you want to prove something.
I thought you meant Monte, and I confuse you.
Definitely compliment him on his outfit,
Tell me you like it now that I've shave it off!
white fathers who abandon their families.
No, we're sorry. Seems like something scare her.
I lost a bet to Tom in Cabo. Now I owe him five meals.
Not live ones. They were roast.
and he hasn't even pretend to reach for his wallet.
has inspire me my whole life, and I just --
(scoffs) He's married to it.
and the two of you have been conspicuously silent.
Tom's a hugely successful investment banker. Yeah.
Please come in. How is everything upstairs?
Well, technically, it was three weeks ago.
I'm literally in a pissing contest
Oh, honey, the cute ones rarely are.
(voice breaking) and I don't want to talk about this anymore.
We need to go somewhere.
(Southern accent) Yes, ma'am. Seriously?
Definitely compliment him on his outfit,
It has been out there forever,
I've been meaning to go by her house anyway.
and we totally flaked.
What kind of 4-year-old knows the word "wispy"?
I-I have a little bit of an ulterior motive.
it's going to look disrespectful if Rob wears shorts.
I know -- I'm a hopeless romantic.
Lily, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
of a Confederate general in front of a courthouse.
It's awkward.
'cause it makes you feel uncomfortable.
(doorbell rings) It's racist, Daddy.
He's rude and disrespectful,
Ohh! Hi, handsome.
Next time you take a bite of a big, juicy burger
Don't be shy. You've been practicing all week.