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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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to restock something called...fixin's.
With one big pleat it didn't used to have.
You standing watch, or knowing the word "marauder."
All the impossible errand, the fancy sandwiches. Mm-hmm.
The cupcake for the bake sale. Okay.
why is almost everyone here treating us like pariah?
It's been sitting under a tarp in my garage for six years.
every time the videographer comes around.
No, I-I have to make a lasagna
Table five needs more...ketchup.
I bought that churn out of a SkyMall catalog
if she knew what a degenerate you turned into.
Are we on some sort of gay blacklist?
Sorry. We couldn't help overhear you overhear us.
[ Scoffs ] Snubbed at this wedding,
She'd be snoring in minutes. Piece of cake.
Did we really embarrass you that bad?
Yep. That refrigerate stuff.
You churn ice cream?
Oh, you're gonna be punish.
I swear, if it wasn't for me, he'd never get anything.
who curl up next to somebody about to die. [ Scoffs ]
You knew the rules when you married a drummer.
It froze on that?
Oh. Well, it still smell homey.
and I was worried you seeing all these marriages collapse
One crisply pressed dress.
Well, I was halfway through straightening my hair.
Why don't we go upstairs and --
I decided to retrace every errand she allegedly ran today
Joe fell asleep in the car, and I don't want to wake him up.
I will be here to meet the alarm company at precisely 3:40...
that barely has time to make a soggy tuna-fish sandwich, I...
I mean, w-we rarely get times like this anymore.
I mean, w-we rarely get times like this anymore.
I-I'm so damn busy trying to be the perfect mom
is because we cause an emotional scene everywhere we go.
And besides, you didn't even have a blanket.
We were basically destitute.
Well, how about this ghoulish profession
Just so you know, women are not all vacuous nymphomaniacs
that barely has time to make a soggy tuna-fish sandwich, I...
Oh, please. What's tackier than a Friday lunch wedding?
leaving her a scant eight minutes at school pick-up time
but Daddy was about to churn up a frosty bowl
I'm in a mad rush to the mashed-potato bar
I'm just saying we're getting a little bit sloppy. Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm sorry, but you've always been a little cynical,
No! No dancing. It's too embarrassing.
Gloria makes this Colombian dish
A lot of unanswered questions here, it seems like.
When we had money, we spent it all on drunken sailors.