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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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You think he forgot about my curler
Aww. "The sun will come out tamale."
Agendas -- they're crutch. They're for the weak.
Phil: Come to New York! The pretzel are huge!
Is it a girl or a possum?
I'm making my favorite lasagna
Wait. On the screen, there's an exclamation mark. Is that good?
Yeah, who needs a campfire
These curls! I want a perm!
Sweetie, you're 8 years old. Give your body time to develop.
(music plays on stereo, cellphone beep)
With what? A jug band?
It's a biscuit-baking competition,
What am I supposed to do when I babysit this guy?
Someone unplug the dance machine.
It was a little rough, but I kind of stumble into something.
that your brother snuck a girl in here last night?
Being crush over and over by family members.
that borrow against my time.
Dude, Neal is tear it up
What smell so good?
where you are surround by people
I just got dump.
Barely. My credit card was denied,
When I screw up, she lets me know it,
Sorry, Mr. Pritchett. Your card has been decline.
because of my weirdly short arms?
Conversely, if Lily does go
Someday, you'll understand that.
I randomly found this in a bush under Luke's window.
because, honestly,
Barely. My credit card was denied,
and, apparently, throwing them.
but it takes forever to press "shift" before each letter.
You can't possibly think that's the same thing!
You just clicked twice.
Lily will be going back and forth between the two of us.
I mean, what do you need those things for, anyway?
That's exactly what I did.
Oh, come on, Dad. Don't be so naive.
A tiny but noticeable red mark on his neck?
There's a lot of ambiguous language in this contract.
I'm so relieved. I wasn't ready for that.
It has been a little tense
Anyway, listen, I think I left the back door unlocked.
So... none of that messy stuff,
"Initiative -- a unisex fragrance from California."
It's too confusing. Wait, you're a lawyer, right?
It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Was I too subtle with the way I put it on the calendar, or...
And then I got some more awful news.
as an assistant defensive coordinator