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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
69
He walks in, bullies you down, and proves what a pushover I am.
and then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger
You just put eggs and tadpole in a glass,
We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.
I don't know. Why don't you ask the tweety bird on Haley's neck?
It has four stars on yelp, and it has military discount.
I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it.
and you don't want it in someplace
and she doesn't need to learn from two fuzz-staches
We all know there's wiggle room
Haley: Yes, I'm a huge dork
Uh, yes. The stork brings them.
Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now.
and then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger
Jay, I've already wiggle him. No, trust me, he can wiggle.
I know the voice. I invent the voice. I use the voice.
I am all tat up. [ Laughs ]
Easy. I have stab closer relatives than you.
Yeah, these chicks latch on and won't let go.
while you were sneak your third hot dog,
and beg me to lie and say that he got the better price, but he paid me the difference.
Young lady, I swear to god i will spank you.
That was your choice. I owe you nothing.
Till I married her. [ Laughs ]
We got trap by those bridesmaids over there.
I'm joking! You're not low-maintenance!
I don't think small. I don't do things halfway.
so they pound their beers and head upstairs.
Frankly, he's mad
Okay, I am technically in charge tonight,
and tom seems like he would quietly get the job done.
We met them because you accurately
who barely know anything themselves.
"Broads"? Does anyone say "broads" anymore?
Besides, isn't the cooler thing not caring if you're cool?
I'm sorry, buddy. I got a pal at the dealership closer to his house.
I am sure the reason why mom and I grew apart
Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now.
but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me.
Exactly. Who needs those clingy broads?
I don't know why you Americans are so uptight about sex.
It's just a little something from your supercool guncles.
Hey, dumbass, enough with the horn, huh?
I'm not immature, butt face.
so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk.
I just beat your unbeatable deal by 500 samolians.
My friendship and unconditional acceptance.
That's embarrassing. Want me to tell you?
We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.
just like your imaginary friend who never worked here. Calm down.
Oh, clubs. That sounds rad.
Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.