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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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I'm a masseuse. Oh.
She clipped her toenail
What did this skank Sarah say to you?
Whereas I made a perfect butternut squash.
And the aftershock are still rolling in.
Now, you walk in there like a badass,
I hope she's also changing those drape. Oh!
Like you used to be a judgmental cynic,
I don't know why you're smiling. Your fennel's burnt.
I'd put down the burrito and get up that ladder.
Fine, but I'm only doing it for the lasagna
[ Sighs ] We have a pediatrician. Our house is babyproofed.
constantly updating their tumbler tumblr...
How does she breastfeed him
for punching a really misunderstood kid,
I've been starving myself all day for that.
I'm squish between this fat lady
Hey. What are you staring at?
That gin-soaked tart abandon the little bastard.
I got freak out when jotham mentioned the blackhawks.
In this neighborhood, her car could have been stolen.
Claire: I deserve that seat.
I'm sorry if I smell like a campfire.
This crazy bitch just mess with the wrong crazy bitch.
Who is this god that denies us a baby,
who keeps dig into my elbow
You need to break it to her gently.
She's been a little hard to pin down lately,
She'll find out somehow.
constantly updating their tumbler tumblr...
"but I just can't do this anymore.
I don't know. I'm trying to do everything perfectly.
suddenly, she's crazy.
Besides, I like rose. I think she's good for you.
He has to stay somewhere tonight, no?
Seriously, sal,
No, I'm definitely 16c.
Well, that's the goal, anyway.
Oh, yeah, i-i totally forgot the nut squash!
"who's hotter, Mr. clean or the brawny paper towel man?"
He gets squeamish pounding veal.
Phil: I have to admit, i was a little miffed
and conchetta can handle the poopy stuff.
This is why you had to race back to your hellish seat...
Like you used to be a judgmental cynic,
because I spent the entire weekend being selfless,
It's exhausting.
to throw our friend sal a belated baby shower.
Someone just went numero two.
and this huge, sweaty dude
I don't want to sound like a sentimental softy,
Mm, yeah. Ouch. Good opening.