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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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You are the inocente! [TV Off]
What? Did I say it wrong? You two are total inocent!
You're the one who always says I shouldn't be such a pushover with the kids.
All righty. Here's another one for Luke.
If I was home right now, I'd be mixin' up a bathtub full of eggnog...
Phil has a habit of making big pronouncement to the kids.
- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ - Lackluster!
Come on. You don't have firework in Colombia.
You know that's Mexican, right? Ah, burrito, "bur-right-o."
Son of a bitch. ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪
Listen, can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
We had no more dishes, so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl.
♪ One-horse open sleigh ♪
It's like people are applaud out of shock.
Because after you confess, Haley and I will each confess to the same thing.
It's pandering. I think you made that clear when you toss them back.
Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruin.
and trying to squeeze a grease hog into a Santa hat.
Guess a couple people complain I wasn't fat enough.
[Gloria] Okay, now remind me. We put this in the oven...
We remember the year Santa punch out the caroler.
The one that is fool is the inocente!
Luke? That was a year ago. Just admit you did it.
There are the stockings, hung by the chimney by Claire.
How am I suppose to get all this in the car?
They kick Cameron out of the group.
And which would paradoxically make them respect us even more.
♪ When we were gone astray ♪
[Louder] ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪
that are gonna be just as special someday.
So, after I left the marines, I just kinda traveled the world.
- [Groans] - This was mighty tasty.
What are you, a robot? It's a deeply emotional movie.
Thanks. Thanks, Santa. Can't call me that anymore.
- Seriously? - Yeah. It's Christmas Eve.
Not me. I have a respiratory problem. Obviously it wasn't you.
Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you, so-
I just say we never tell him. Exactly. [Stammers]
I think perhaps you're right, Susie.
If I was home right now, I'd be mixin' up a bathtub full of eggnog...
That is so stinking beautiful. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. It's not so bad. It's pretty roomy since the wife moved out.
[Luke] Cool. It's like a magnifying glass.
You know what? I'd rather be itchy than chokey.
Well, that sounds like a stressful job to me.
Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?
This is unacceptable, and I want to know who did this.
- [Groans] - This was mighty tasty.
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?
Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you, so-
Anyway, merry Christmas!