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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times.
That's quite an impressive getup you got there.
a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character.
Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness,
And I used to have a machete. But times have changed.
if I wasn't in school or fishin', I was clownin'.
Is that a crossbow? Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what?
Of course we are. How's that busted flipper?
So a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar. Aw. No.
I have an iguana that eats crickets.
We're lucky though. The paramedic said it could have been a lot worse.
Pardon me, miss, but this little doggy needs a new home.
a tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm starting to feel smother.
He poke himself in the eye...
in case you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but-
[Whispers] Please don't. I beg you. Don't bring it back. Okay.
Is there anything that scare the cocoa out of you?
Why you bounce so sad? I told all my jokes.
Of course we are. How's that bust flipper?
- Move. - You kind of just bump me with your car.
And this isn't about you or me. This is about a little boy who deserve some happiness.
You know, where everybody gather around and they make stuff, and then bam!
this is how we humans celebrate birthdays. [Luke] Hey, Dad!
You're not suppose to know his name. Let me try another one, okay?
[Chuckles] Hey. I think it pee on me.
I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
Sorry. I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever.
Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath...
[Breathing Heavily]
I regularly drive through neighborhoods...
Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you step it up a notch.
obviously okay touching gross stuff.
Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that.
No, don't blame yourself. Who could've possibly seen it coming?
'Cause he's coming to the party. Is that absolutely necessary?
Really. So anyway, thanks again.
Wow. I totally get that. [Chuckles]
Let's go ahead and rope this area off. Excellent. Thank you.
Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it.
Uninhibited? I was gonna say "embarrassing," but yeah.
[No Audible Dialogue]
Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step.
Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step.
It's like he's feeding a baby bird. Don't be so jealous.
I am, and I know. It's really lame. Everybody hates it.
Here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath...
Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that.
I don't know who this Uncle Cam is, but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he?
Kids bored? [Chuckles] I'm teasing. I'm teasing.
All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave.