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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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when I pulled up next to you at that stoplight?
Oh! My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!
And that guy looked like he'd been in a brawl or two.
I can't find my corkscrew. [Denise] Oh.
I was down here reading the paper, and I heard this commotion up in your room.
And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.
If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.
Wow. Sweetie, that perm.
Turtle, reptile, pet.
- She's in town for a week. - She's like a door-to-door salesman?
It's just confusing. The footprint in my room only have four toes.
Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.
[Scoffs] We all made a pact we'd deny it until you turned 21.
He must have scamper up to where Shel was.
- Why are you wuss out? - I never wuss in.
He didn't even flinch. He just stare at me with that smug look...
The one that can't be buff out? Yeah?
Shel forgive you.
And this mangy raccoon had bust through your screen.
and then bolt.
No. She bit the air right in front of me. Like that.
Of course I am panic. No. Don't panic. If you panic, I panic!
The raccoon must have smell it. It's my fault he's dead.
Having grown up on a farm, I was surround by them.
I am so screw. [Sighs]
I just quit my job. Cam! My God. Mitchell, I am used to nice things.
[Tearfully] Sorry, Shel.
Yes. I feel awful. When did I become this horribly cynical person...
It might have been a little bit louder.
Technically, that's a Jheri curl. [Claire] Oh.
All right, look. We've all been working hard lately, okay?
Yeah, but just barely. Is this how loud you were talking?
I am not letting people run my life anymore.
So- So naturally, I go running up there.
Gravel was flying everywhere.
You can come by whenever you want.
[Whispers] Touch me. Okay. Denise, somewhere along the line you got the wrong idea.
Seriously, women in their 30s on the Internet are like- they're like ninjas.
Oh, who are we kidding? You can obviously hear me.
And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen.
The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.
He didn't even flinch. He just stared at me with that smug look...
But in school, we learn raccoons are nocturnal. They sleep during the day.
Yes. I feel awful. When did I become this horribly cynical person...
I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive.
He's a miserable son of a bitch who...
Are you seriously jealous? No, I am not jealous at all.
I had curly hair just like that when I was little.
I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.
[Breathy] "How was your day? My neck is so sore."
- Hello, handsome. - So this is where it happened.