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00:21:39
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Thank you. Thanks, milady. [Chuckles]
[Jake] Or some creepy perv. Yeah.
Alex? Facebook, chat, tweet, buzz, bling, I don't know! Just do what you have to do.
I hit 10 straight fastball in the batting cage.
Look at this, papi, huh?
Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves.
Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves.
With the kicking and the eyebrow...
Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel for my cake. Mom.
Why would I sacrifice my queen for your pawn, Jay?
French waffle cakes.
I should've done this myself. Sweetie, you know what? They're gonna get more in next week.
He mope, he makes the face, he slams the door, then he said he didn't slam the door.
Basically, he's being sucker into thinking-
- So, was I bum to get up at 5:00 and wait in line? - [Alarm Beeping]
I bunk with my brother. I know that can get pretty rough.
I yell out "Ball two!" Everybody laughed.
Manny. Manny, that little bastard, he hustle me.
He mopes, he makes the face, he slam the door, then he said he didn't slam the door.
I-I'm s- Cam, I froze last night.
That kid stole my watch.
Is that Claire's baked Brie I smell? [Laughs]
Okay, uh- Gosh, uh- Thumbs out.
where if you scratch your left ear, you know, maybe they live on the left,
Nailed it.
What is so great about that doohickey anyhow? "Doohickey," Elly May?
I set the alarm for 5:00. I got up, I came downstairs, I fell asleep.
I'm gonna call the police. And they lived happily ever after.
Lily, I had it backwards. He's wonderful.
I set the alarm for 5:00. I got up, I came downstairs, I fell asleep.
Not feeling too well lately?
I kinda love that you're making me wait.
Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore.
That comes to me naturally. I spent a year as a crossing guard.
Basically, he's being suckered into thinking-
I don't mind losing to a chess genius, which Manny obviously is.
And you definitely got there before they did, because you got there at 6:30.
Who? The people on the monitor. They must live nearby.
but maybe we could work out some sort of supe secretive spy signal,
[Squeaky Voice] I'm not inhaling them.
but maybe we could work out some sort of super secretive spy signal,
Manny's an excellent player, but Jay is a grumpy loser.
One of us is gonna win the game, the other's gonna feel lousy, and we both lose.
[Jake] Or some creepy perv. Yeah.
So she called his boss and found out that he didn't. Busted!
I'm gonna teach him real chess, not the Colombian version.
This was the lame gift I got Phil.
What are we doing? This is ridiculous.
That's it? I give you that tasty dish and all you give me is a "Huh"?
He's the problem. Shut up! You're supposed to be asleep.
Is that Claire's baked Brie I smell? [Laughs]