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00:21:41
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.
Because I could identify every commie plane.
He's even bringing his fake machete. Thing's made of rubber.
Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.
It's not the alarm. The doorbell won't stop ringing.
You know what? No. I'm not gonna let these fella down. I made a commitment.
No, no. We have Pepper's après-ski fondue party tomorrow night, Cam.
Now my sheets look like two bigfoot did it. Pardon the language.
Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band plays an under-21 club...
Well, you're supposed to floss too, but you got away with that one.
And I got a free toothbrush. Hey, you want to go to the movies?
Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.
Anything on the old noodle?
this little bastard nuzzle his way right into my heart, didn't ya?
♪ I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane ♪
- You three get better acquaint. - Will do!
- Hey, I got Chinese. - Sweet! I'm starving.
How you doin', buddy? [Whimpers]
Claire didn't like me at first either. I can't blame her. Dismissed!
I figure when Manny sees him, sees how nice he is, he'll realize it's all pretend.
You know, you and Mitch knock The Sunshine Boys out of the park.
Yes, that's what the disabled lesbian shaman who bless Lily's room said too.
Oh, that remind me. She sent some gifts for the kids.
Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breach?
I should warn you. He shed. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.
Okay, you twist my arm. [Chuckles]
How did he get ahold of your bra?
I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.
No, honestly, I think that you should find out what's going on with your dad.
No, I'm just gonna drive wherever the wind blows me,
[Breathing Heavily]
Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud?
He's gonna say "Hardly working." [Chuckles]
Well, hopefully this is- this is like riding a bicycle,
but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad.
some of which are not totally unattractive.
Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there.
That is exactly what you said about Luke's paper route.
What? Yeah, he came here alone. Think about it.
some of which are not totally unattractive.
[Doorbell Ringing]
I thought the gig was a little sloppy in spots,
[Chuckles] Well, this is awkward.
Yeah. Anxious to get home and see Mom, huh?
♪ I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane ♪
Okay, I'm a little scared. How bad is this? Oh, well-
This is no big deal. You want scary?
I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.
Oh, silly me.
♪♪ [Bass Drum] That's the loud one.
in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
He's even bringing his fake machete. Thing's made of rubber.