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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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I used peanut butter and jelly for bait and I caught a thresher shark?
We could get a motorboat. Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
I got my license! [Claire] Congratulations!
He comes from a long line of fishermen and smuggler. But I encourage the fishing.
Hotel bedspread. Ooh.
That kid gets woozy at barbershop when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady-
Lily was raised by very loving Asian women, in an orphanage,
What, because they're lesbians? That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?
but now your eyebrow have grown back...
I'm sure Lily just strung a couple of random syllable together,
and-and-and breasts and womb, lady bits-
[Video Game Sounds] What if there's ancient Indian arrowhead under there?
He yell at me. You drove into the bushes.
Why are you hound me? I'm freaking out right now.
When you squeeze the doll, it says "Mommy."
I've been practicing a lot, I swear. [Sniffles]
Well, maybe if you bake her a cake, she'll give us free X-rays.
Well, when you stuck your head in, you scream a little.
Or bugs frozen in amber.
You seem like a nice girl. You remind me of my daughter.
Yep. Gonna take a little more than getting trap...
I quit my job so I could stay at home with her.
- Why are you cry? - Why do you hate me?
Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry. Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?
That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
[Tearfully] But maybe it's not enough.
You wanna be that rock that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.
[Breathing Heavily] That's more than three breaths, honey.
That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.
And then suddenly you come in with all of your Asian-ness...
so I put my fears aside, and I came to his rescue.
Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it.
Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?
You okay, Dad? Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Should we go up there? Totally. It could also be diamonds.
with whom she clearly bonded.
Dying alone.
Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.
That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
She's usually very fidgety around new people.
Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.
Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.
Here. Take my girlie purse and you my floppy hat,
Okay, okay. I think what my hysterical partner is just trying to say, if I may,
Oh. Thank you. The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine.
And then we get a preview of whatever's in there. How ingenious is that, huh?
Two intrepid explorers...
You wanna be that rock that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.
A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are...
We could get a motorboat. Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady-