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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.
Still her little errand boy, I see.
into a penta- Grandma!
Uh, like a lumberjack?
Nice mustache. Thank you.
Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle, I can't be intimate with him.
Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.
It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.
Guys pull prank like that all the time. You just gotta prank 'em back.
Do you see? The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.
- Hello? I was a Hall-Raiser. - A what?
and accepting of hot foreigner...
Jay. Manny. Let's go.
During my vows to my first husband, drug dealers burst in and assassinate the judge.
We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.
the refrigerator magnets rearrange themselves...
All like East Coast-West Coast. You feelin' me?
You ruin my wedding! Oh, no!
I forgive you.
♪ Maybe that would heal you heal you ♪
so I convince Dad and Gloria to invite her.
Who warn you that that was the worst idea ever?
which you might have known if you bother to get to know him.
During my vows to my first husband, drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge.
and say, "That's mess up."
You must be exhaust. No, I'm not tired at all.
and she and Chas can live happily ever after.
I was the first one to fall asleep.
I just can't give myself to him sexually.
Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily,
is if we all can somehow...
- I'm so sorry. - You don't say sorry anymore!
Overnight, with her boyfriend. [Laughing]
- [Rim Shot] - Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other...
whom apparently the drink was named after.
We grew apart for years, and you left to find yourself, remember?
Uh, so- so anyway, Mom really wants to smooth everything over with Dad and Gloria.
Yeah. Nana got totally wasted.
I was struggling with being alone.
Do you see? The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.
and gay dudes and nutty people.
It's a- It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said.
which is very ironic because he's young and-and healthy.
She's still furious with your mother, which is why I'm not talking to you.
Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad.
- It's totally supervised. - Oh, really? By whom?
That's very revealing. That's my parenting style.
This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me, Dede, and you know it.
that's passionate...
It is wonderful. It's just that when I think of all the awful things...
Promising career.
My mom would be less scary.