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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
You had your arm around her with that humpy look you get.
And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball.
Not talking so much now, are you, hotshot?
before you took that skank Sharon Nicolini to an Anne Hathaway movie.
We're gonna have a rematch right here, right now.
I think I know a little bit about music. I was a deejay in college.
Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
Manny! What kind of cupcake do you want?
Nice mustache. [Chuckles]
Daybreak with Dunphy. [Haley] Are you kidding me?
I had a little cubicle, and-and I wore my tennis shoes to work...
Last night I vacuumed the radiator thingy under the fridge.
to the people that I had belittle and rejected.
A bunch of booze-drench hill people...
She honk so long, the horn ran out.
For the first half of the game, I was distract by what happened in the locker room.
Once an old lady yell at her at a crosswalk.
is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mop it with you.
Valerie wasn't jealous of me. She pitied me.
So I married your dad.
to the people that I had belittled and reject.
Well, if you're going to be strand,
A little bit difficult. Gulf divide us, eh?
[Claire] Those pancakes smell great.
I dug it out of the Halloween stuff to see what people think.
I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.
there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep,
sometime, when you get a break- Claire! Claire!
And boom- Out of nowhere, he hits me.
You're kinda squeezing the ring right into my finger. Was I?
I don't need you as a lawyer anymore.
So, naturally, Jay and I have been trying for months...
No, seriously, Dad. It's lame. Seriously, Luke. It's not.
So obviously, I need strangers to trust me.
I don't know, maybe it's because of Lily, but I've definitely become more considerate.
Just concluding a little business. Very successfully, I might add.
- [Groans] - Okay, you are so crazy. That song totally rules.
That would certainly be a special school.
There he is- the steely, grizzled veteran...
And it seems like things have gotten a little wonky around here.
ready to do battle with the plucky upstart.
in her sad, childless, husbandless life.
Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed.
There he is- the steely, grizzled veteran...
The thought of Valerie getting the one job in the whole company that everyone coveted-
Which is unnatural- Not to you, of course.
Speed versus grace. Brute force versus-
Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed.
The yummy mommy, mama-
Dad, that's embarrassing. Never gonna give- Sing it, Luke.
making life miserable for all the people actually doing the work.