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00:21:32
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Yeah, he's probably in the ocean trying to pull a tugboat with his teeth.
I want the biggest cheeseburger you got.
Hey, everybody. We're on our way to see the world's largest banyan tree.
I don't want to sloth around- Ah!
Beep, boop, boop.
What's up, jackass? Happy birthday, you dumb son of a bitch.
I noticed some lovely tween down by the kids' club.
bear, giraffe, what have you- the honeymoon they never had.
Haley, sweetie, put the phone down and put on some sunscreen. Please?
- What am I, a forklift? - [Groans]
Birthday's tomorrow, moron!
The doggy was blocking her face. Yeah, go back.
refusing service to hippie who came into his store.
Yeah, because you overdid it after that phone call about your father.
I may have exaggerate my interest in adventurous travel...
No way. Keira got her hair straighten? [Laughs]
Lily. We were so worried. We just got distract.
My back seize up.
I wouldn't know. Phil was hog it. [Both Laugh]
[Yawning] I nap. You did?
I'm gonna go get some shave ice at the hotel next door with some kids.
You beg me to marry you. It's true. I did.
To tell you the truth, that call from my brother scare the hell out of me.
and the next... the game of Truth or Claire sweep your high school.
Well, remember earlier in the pool when you convince me...
Mom, Haley keeps steal my iPod.
she got drunk, and now she's upstairs throwing up.
I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up.
Honey, it's incredibly cool.
but you are really lucky that this did not end as badly as it could have.
[Cameron] Lily! Where they promptly lost Lily again.
Ate like crap and drank too much. Anyway, Irene's begging me for-
Totally. They put on the littlest bit of sunscreen in the morning,
Phil, this is important. Go ahead. I'm glistening.
Well, remember earlier in the pool when you convinced me...
Looks like I finally get to walk you down the aisle. Daddy!
Maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool...
Instead of salad, I want fries.
Yeah, he's probably in the ocean trying to pull a tugboat with his teeth.
Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
So I wore you out, huh? Oh, no, no, no. Don't get cocky, old man.
[Man Over P.A.] Welcome to the nonstop flight from Maui to Los Angeles.
I am a bathroom martian!
The great thing about Cameron is that, uh, he's adventurous, like I am.
Do you want some eggs Benedict? So creamy! No.
- Come on, sleepy! - Ay, Jay!
It's like, if we're tense, she's gonna be tense.
I still can't tell if you think this is lame or cool.
My legs, my arms, my back- everything is sore.
And you are even more handsome. [Chuckles]
Oh, honey. That would just be cruel.
They seemed really relaxed until they noticed me.