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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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End words with "izzle"? [Alex] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Vamos a llegar tardísimo, Manny, ¿qué te pasa? Get in the car.
Little twinge. Yeah.
You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.
Manny, vámonos para el colegio. Let's go. We're gonna be so late. Vámonos.
Watch her little eyelid. It's so cute. They get so heavy.
Raccoons slipped into the Lawsons' home and stole a loaf of bread.
That's what I told you when you were in labor and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill!
- Dad! - [Gloria] Por dio, no.
Just like a weasel. Yeah. Look at how awesome. He's so wet.
By all means, Claire, we want you looking your sexiest...
- I'll call 911. - Maybe the firemen will come.
You know what? I don't need to sit here and be condescend to.
and she stole a turkey at Thanksgiving for her family and got deport?
that you make fun of me because I was seduce by him, but here you are-
No. He was supposed to pick up Manny yesterday and disappoint him again, as usual.
[Laughs] Look at you, you're soak! That is so lame.
I broke the glass coffee table. The one you swore you didn't break,
So, how do you know this guy? He owe me a little favor.
I play basketball with them. I bake for 'em.
If I wanted to be married to a wild man, I would have stayed with Javier.
Now he just sail in here out of the blue?
Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen, and I got a stolen boat in my driveway.
Here's the deal: Claire mess up. She owed me.
and then we blame Esperanza and fired her...
'cause this stuff is making me fall asleep.
Jay, I'm not gonna argue anymore.
by, yes, basically letting her cry herself to sleep.
[Phil] Oh, close it down. I am definitely gonna call.
There was no wind, buddy. We brought something forth.
What's the big deal anyway? [Vehicle Approaches]
He totally did. [Laughs] [Alex] Dork!
I could have just as easily hurt you.
Which are you? Perhaps both.
I can be the bad cop sometimes.
Hello, fully articulating, five-function robot...
They can make you agree to things before you even know it. You must have been pretty naive.
- I'll call 911. - Maybe the firemen will come.
Into that sexy, clingy- Oh, my God. It's the firemen.
I think I just spend so much time in dowdy mom clothes,
[Groaning] Cameron, do you realize how infuriating this is?
I have a little scratchy rock inside of me and they're sliding in a tube and sucking it out.
when the hunky, gay firemen get here!
Did they have curvy swords and sing songs about how fun it is to be a pirate?
I-I know it's my issue, but she can't grow up with one huggy, happy, cuddly dad...
What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
That's okay. I told everyone that I have an unreliable partner,
They can make you agree to things before you even know it. You must have been pretty naive.
- Unbelievable. - My wife got dressed up for the firemen last night.
From me, he learns how to be spontaneous, grab life by the throat.
That's so unfair. Why not?