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Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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♪ Dominus tecum ♪
When some goober tell me... [Crinkling]
The picture can't happen today. My pimple's getting worse.
♪ Ave, ave dominus ♪
Claire is a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing,
So the barbershop was in Washington? Okay.
Great time for an anecdote. Help me.
I was plucked from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.
Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,
Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
and the photographer's gotta get to a bar mitzvah in 10 minutes.
Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?
in a single-file line down the staircase.
♪ Gratia plena ♪
and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.
Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
Let's just say it ruffle me... [Crinkling]
I was pluck from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.
I choke. I didn't think you'd look up here at me.
In a minute, Luke's gonna be shaving,
Really? That wasn't funny? I actually pity you guys.
Be careful. I stain some furniture out there this afternoon.
Well, one summer, I swept up hair at my other grandfather's barbershop.
No, we're not. We haven't unwrap our secret weapon yet.
Yeah, if I'd ever bother to paint that hideous wall.
Put on the first thing I grab. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress.
Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,
Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
Would it be terribly inconvenient...
[Softly] Okay.
- Little preparation next time. It's a mental game. - Duly noted.
- Am I going too fast for you? - I fell asleep for a second.
This portrait is incredibly important to me. Also, his name is just "Waldo."
This is my wife's dad's second wife. So legally okay, but still weird.
Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.
I mean, seriously, how hard can it be?
Everyone, listen. This took me forever to put together,
Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway. They're saving me a step.
here's the opportunity I've always been looking for to destroy our kitschiest objects."
to just postpone this hissy fit for a few minutes?
You know, honey, I think you're getting a little too uptight about this.
Would it be terribly inconvenient...
and all she sees is the teeny-tiny flaw.
Yeah, if I'd ever bothered to paint that hideous wall.
for one-tenth of a freaking second, and we're gonna do it right now.
You're terrified of small talk and birds.
Okay, okay, okay. So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature,
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera was on us and then the crowd started-
You would be a lot happier if you weren't so obsessed with everything being perfect.
That was awkward. And we're back.
And I'm thankful for that every day.